• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Hey, you absolute Kings, Queens, Both, Neither. I'm gonna let you know that this high quality 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% SEX APPEAL Sweatshirt is top-tier top-wear. You wont need to wear anything else again.
High school graduation? Covered.
First born child birthing from your significant other (or not)? Covered.
Dad's birthday? Covered.
Your grandson's birthday and you're the grandma sporting this sweet long sleeved top? Covered.
Impress your friends and family with one of the best art styles manufactured by God's hands (MAKO-VICE). With more to come, and plenty to choose from, you won't be praying by your bedside for the holy light to send you some Jesus level style wear anymore.
Once you dawn on the top, you become the main character. The fact that you haven't placed an order and have gotten this far into my review is disturbing. Doctors orders are to upgrade your closet with a high dose of "SMILE Unisex Sweatshirt" as soon as possible or run risk of contracting ABSOLUTE CRINGE that is irreversible. Medicare won't cover this one, but luckily the beautiful and highly attractive team at Mako Vice got you covered with a low and affordable price to accommodate.
Order now, and forever ascend into perfection. We got that quality water with that cubed crushed ice up here and I'm kinda lonely being the most powerful being ever to exist with this shirt on.
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